crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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make me chooselily rabe or sarah paulson? | requested by elenagouldngs

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spookinshield:

omg whaT A TRAVESTY

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d00med:

sometimes i forget i’m following people in really different timezones so i see posts and i’m like wHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE ZOO AT FOUR IN THE MORNING

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sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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fuckinglovelights:

Happy birthday to this amazing woman!

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happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

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koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

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a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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