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iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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(Source: sendificator)


yan-yan-tan:

OMFG THIS IS SO FUCKING BAD. BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. 

(Source: asnotseenontv)

bombliate:

what i think i am:

  • hardcore
  • really cool
  • great at dancing

what i am not:

  • hardcore
  • really cool
  • great at dancing

(Source: clanked)

paradisekissmyass:

“You’re a lesbian  because your dad abused/didn’t love you”

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“You’re a lesbian because you scared of men”

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“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”

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“You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl”

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“You’re __ because-“

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normallyiminsane:

Under the harsh, white light of the lab, Lauren looked at the woman who sat naked on the examination table in front of her.

Her eyes were half-closed, watching the doctor beneath dark lashes that brushed lovely, high cheeks. Dark eyes, dark hair, there was something exotic about her look and yet so ordinary. She was every girl she’d met before but more – so much more. She looked languid but at the same time throbbing with a current of consciousness that vaguely unsettled. Her face was fiercely dark yet strangely alight. She seemed surrounded by miasma so like pleasure, painful and acute, that Lauren felt a curious tickling in her stomach. It was an almost hurtful sensation, piercing through her skin, slicing through muscle and the fragile bones through her sternum to rest in her heart.

Save her, she thought, sensing without seeing the sadness and loss in the lines of that stunning face.

But she couldn’t. For a thousand different reasons that didn’t matter, she couldn’t.   

So pushing away other thoughts, Lauren’s hands moved of their own accord, touching the skin in almost silent worship. Her fingertips grew warm as from somewhere deep within her feelings brimmed until words slipped out without volition:

“My god, you’re beautiful.”  

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the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

quiff-diving:

h0llo:

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions


(Source: drognerys)

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

(Source: moseby)